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Biddy McGraw 
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Oh let me tell you of a story that will give you a shock
a story’bout a murder on St. John’s Dock
the person in question was Biddy McGraw
and she strangled two sailors with the straps of her bra
 
 
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Too rah hoo rah hah, fiddle dee da ra
too rah too rah too rah hah
 
 
Well they tried to dope her with foreign liquor
but even then they couldn’t lick her
She remembered she was told by her ma and her da
to keep both hands on the straps of yer bra CHORUS
 
 
so she wrapped those straps around the big fellers head
and she threw him in the river like a crust of bread
then the small feller laughed and he said “Hee Haw”
so she stuffed his gob with the rest of her bra 
His face turned purple and before he fell...
So she picked up her miniskirt and run like hell CHORUS 
She went home that night ‘bout a quarter to one
happy and contented with a job well done
she told her story to her ma and her da
they said,”Tanks be to God you were wearin’ yer bra!”
 
CHORUS
 
 
Now all you ladies who go walking late at night
don’t keep the straps of yer bra too tight
just remember the story of Biddy McGraw
and keep both yer hands on the straps of yer bra
 
CHORUS
 
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