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Chorus
And it's oh, dear what can the matter be
Seven old ladies got caught ( WHERE? ) IN THE LAVATORY
They were there from a Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there ... LA LA LA LA LA LA
Well the 1st old lady was old Mrs. Humphrey
She only went in to make herself comfy
But when she went to leave she coultdn't get her bum-free
And nobody knew they were there...
Well the next one in was old Mrs. Draper
She went in but she couldn't find the paper
So she used a bricklayer's scraper
And nobody knew they were there...
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn
She only went in on a personal win
But somehow she got stuck 'tween the bowl and the rim
And nobody knew they were there...
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted
She paid a nickel but she only farted
And nobody knew they were there...
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Shuster
She sat on the handle;; she thought someone goosed her
She said Oh, my dear, it don't feel like it used to
And nobody knew they were there...
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Mason
She had to go, so she used the basin
Seems that was the water that "he" washed his face in
And nobody knew they were there...
The last old lady was Abigail Quimm
Who crossed her legs on a personal whim,
But her thigh got caught twixt the bowl and the rim
And nobody knew they were there.
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{D}Oh, dear, what can the matter be
{A}Seven old ladies got locked in the lavat'ry
{D}They were there from Sunday 'till Saturday
{A}Nobody knew they were {D}there
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Alternate tabs
{G}Oh, dear, what can the matter be
{D}Seven old ladies got locked in the lavat'ry
{G}They were there from Sunday 'till Saturday
{D7}Nobody knew they were {G}there