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I'm from Newfoundland not Disneyland

Well I'll tell ya man I don't understand about this world today
About all the crazy things people do and the wicked things they say
And I'm not just sayin this cause I'm from the sea
But I think they'd be better off if they were born a Newfie

Like the other day on the news this feller killed his wife
And one poor young man's little bird was cut off with a knife
And I know that I'm not perfect
And I know I'm not half goofy
But I'm from Newfoundland not Disneyland
Yes I was born a newfie

Because in Newfoundland we understand
We know our wrong from right
And when we do get angry
At least we live through the fight
And I know that when I'm drunk
That I might get a little moody
But I'm from Newfoundland not Disneyland
Yes I was born a newfie

Spoken:
Well let me tell you about some of the biggest crimes I've ever seen
In Newfoundland

Well the biggest bomb I think I ever saw was my buddies FART
And the greatest stabbing was an accidental DART
And no I just can't explain what the island means to me
Cause I'm from Newfoundland not Disneyland
Yes I was born a newfie

Because in Newfoundland we understand
We know our wrong from right
And when we do get angry
At least we live through the fight
And I know that when I'm drunk
That I might get a little moody
yes I'm from Newfoundland not Disneyland
Yes I was born a newfie

Well in Newfoundland we understand
We know our wrong from right
And when we do get angry
At least we live through the fight
And I know that when I'm drunk
That I might get a little moody
Well I'm from Newfoundland not Disneyland
Yes I was born a newfie

Yes I'm from Newfoundland not Disneyland
Yes I was born a newfie