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D' Lard Liftin

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(Give us da C tab fer god sake...)

If you...
Got the great big fright
And your heart give out tonight
Would you be ready now to go?
No you wouldn't no I know!
If you trips up over the cat
Or you're clogged right up with fat
And you passes out cold junk
Is you ready for the great big 'tump?
And your trike goes through the ice
And you gets double pnuemonia twice...
Is you ready for the beyond?
Driving' across that heavenly pond?
And your bog bike takes a spill
And you finds out you is killed...
Have you made all your amends?
Is you prepared to start the end?

Chorus
By the lard liftin' dyin'
Stop your worryin' dont start cryin'
By the lard liftin' reevin'
Stop your swipin' stop your stealin'
By the lord fryin' Moses
Dry your eyes and blow your noses
Check your pulse, check your pills
Write us checks and send your wills.

Look at that person next to you
You t'inks he haven't got a clue
Walk on over and shake his hand
Leave his rings and watch and band
Go on out and call it quits
Pitch a tent, head for the sticks
Chuck the tube, cut the phone
Tell the world that you left home
'Cause up 'til now you've had it made
Living only for today
Is you ready for the great big 'tump?
Or is your soul fit for the dump?
Purchase CD's or our tapes
Or see our show and you'll be saved
Cleansed of all your soul's disease...
Unless you got in free!

Chorus

####....Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers ....####

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If you...
{C} Got the great big fright
{G} And your heart give out tonight
Would you be ready now to go?
{C} No you wouldn't no I know!
{F} If you trips up over the cat
{C} Or you're clogged right up with fat
{A} And you passes out cold junk
{D} Is you ready for the great big 'tump?
{F} And your trike goes through the ice
{C} And you gets double pnuemonia twice...
{A} Is you ready for the beyond?
{D} Driving' across that heavenly pond?
{F} And your bog bike takes a spill
{C} And you finds out you is killed...
{G} Have you made all your amends?
{C} {F} {C} Is you prepared to start 'the end'?

Chorus
{F} By the lard liftin' dyin'
{C} Stop your worryin' dont start cryin'
{G} By the lard liftin' reevin'
{C} {C7} Stop your swipin' stop your stealin'
{F} By the lord fryin' Moses
{C} Dry your eyes and blow your noses
{G} Check your pulse, check your pills
{C} {F} {C} Write us checks and send your wills.

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