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The Chocolate Song

When your feet felt feel like they're made of stone
And your legs are full of lead
And your muscles feel like they're galvanized
Cause there's concrete in your head
When your blood feels like molasses,
And you can't add 2 and 2
When the top looks like the bottom,
And orange looks like blue

You need some chocolate,
Soft creamy chocolate,
Some chocolate ice cream,
And chocolate mousse...
Some chocolate cheesecake,
Bavarian chocolate,
Bring on the chocolate,
We need a boost!

Now they say it gives us pimples, it's addictive and it stains,
It makes us fat and hyper, and clogs up all our brains
It puts migraines in our noggins, and it's worse than cigarettes
But all those things are easier than having a chocolate fit
Now there's lots of medical evidence to support our point of view
It's not all psychological, good news for me and you,
It affects our seratonin,which reduces aches and pains
And does all kinds of cool things to the chemistry of our brains

Good ol' chocolate,
Dark chewy chocolate,
Nanaimo snack bars,
Chocolate eclairs...
Hot chocolate sundaes,
Sweet chocolate milkshakes,
Bring on the chocolate,
We need a boost!

Now they say we're choca-holics, and we have a legitimate beef
And we should lobby government to give funding for relief
Now if you can keep a secret, just leave it up to me
I'll take the funds and build us a chocolate factory
And if life should get too heavy, we decide to end it all,
We won't do it with a pistol, drugs or alcohol we'll just
Take a thousand dollars, to a nice dessert cafe
Eat a dumptruck load of chocolate, and do ourselves away!

Cause we love chocolate,
Mouthwatering chocolate,
Black forest cheescake,
And chocolate torte...
Some chocolate rum balls,
Sweet chocolate windfalls,
Bring on the chocolate,
We need a boost!

####....Wayne Chaulk of Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers ....####
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