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Oh, the wife she gets right vicious
When I don't do the dishes
And when I gets home late at night
Oh man, she gets suspicious.
I knows I shouldn't talk this way
About my lovely missus
My son if she gets wind of this
She'll pound me with her fistus
She sits home watching hockey
Drinking all me Jockey
Building up her muscles
Looking broad and stocky
She use to be so pretty
But now she looks like Rocky
And I can't say a word to her
She got a black belt in karate
Oh, the wife she gets right vicious
When I don't do the dishes
And when I gets home late at night
Oh man, she gets suspicious.
I knows I shouldn't talk this way
About my lovely missus
My son if she gets wind of this
She'll pound me with her fistus
She always goes to bingo
Talking lotto lingo
Always gone on dart night
She said she likes to mingle
She daily buys her liquor
She says she don't drink it
No, the way she eats she don't get time
She's like the horse by gingle
Oh, the wife she gets right vicious
When I don't do the dishes
And when I gets home late at night
Oh man, she gets suspicious.
I knows I shouldn't talk this way
About my lovely missus
My son if she gets wind of this
She'll pound me with her fistus