Don't Come Where We're To

Oh, dont' come where we're to, stay where you're at
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat
We're sisk of taking sauce from the mainland crew
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to

When you come here and find the pace is slow
And people just refuse to jump and go
If you can't raise a smile and carry through
Then don't come where we're at, stay where you're to

Oh, dont' come where we're to, stay where you're at
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat
We're sisk of taking sauce from the mainland crew
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to

If you can't live your life with ease and grace
And try to grasp the other fellow's place
If you just can't relax and lef' 'er by
Then stay back over on the other side

Oh, dont' come where we're to, stay where you're at
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat
We're sisk of taking sauce from the mainland crew
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to

If you just can't abide our native drinks
And you think that our accommodation stinks
Well, the only thing we've plenty of is Screech
So drink 'er up and go sleep on the beach

Oh, dont' come where we're to, stay where you're at
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat
We're sisk of taking sauce from the mainland crew
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to

The Frenchmen in Quebec, they likes to shout
That from Confederation they wants out
Well. if Canada you want to leave, my dear,
Oh, you're welcome, but for God's sake don't come here

Oh, dont' come where we're to, stay where you're at
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat
We're sisk of taking sauce from the likes of you
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to

I'll tell you how down here we gets our laughs
It's milking that big golden mainland calf
Just think for every Newfie joke you hear
You're paying 20 million bucks a year

Oh, dont' come where we're to, stay where you're at
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat
We're sisk of taking sauce from the mainland crew
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to

So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to